Interviews
This is where certain forumers are put on the spot by being interviewed! Let's see if we can ferret out their deepest, darkest secrets....buahahaha..!
Selected forumer: Rain-chan, the forum's resident JE fangirl goddess!
rage-chan: Rain? Would you like to do the interview now?
Rain: Okay. XD Hold on.
rage-chan: Kks.
Rain: Ok, shoot~
rage-chan: How tall are you? XD *shot*
Rain: Um. 5.25? Feet. Basically, about five feet. I don't know how much that is in cm.
rage-chan: So, if I say, “Can I get taller by jumpin' up?” what would you say? *Shot*
Rain: I dunno. Can you get taller by jumping up? A lot of people say that, but I do wonder if that's true...
rage-chan: ........And I was expecting a different reaction. XD Let me try again.
Rain: XDD Okay?
rage-chan: If I'd retyped that as, “Can I get taller by Jumpin' Up?” would you have a different reaction? XD (Sorry, my phone is beside me at the moment.)
Rain: XDDD YES. 8D I would dance to the song. *Shot* That's okay~
rage-chan: ...ahaha. 'Cause I was listening to the song. It came on after I'd asked you how tall you were. O_o I like this song by the way. As well as Gold. I think that's called Gold, the other one I like.
Rain: XDD KAT-TUN is calling out to yoooooooooooou~ XDDD
rage-chan: I think I like pop/catchy songs. What songs do you like?
Rain: Hmm. Well, it all depends on my mood. Like, if I feel popish, I would listen to pop and so on. And if I feel sad or well...calm, I would listen to ballads. Or, like, slow songs, y'know?
rage-chan: Do you have a genre you would never ever touch? Like I know some people would never ever like rock. Or heavy metal. O_o
Rain: Well, I've pretty much touched all the genres out there (how would I know if I like them or not if I don't?) but I don't like country, rap, and a few others. (Though I do make exceptions for rap. JE goodness, that is.) And I don't really like enka music even if Eito sings them.
rage-chan: Does KAT-TUN rap? *Wonders*
Rain: Yes. Mainly Koki and sometimes Jin.
rage-chan: What's enka? Mind enlightening me?
Rain: Um. A genre of music. It's like, really weird. I don't know much about it except it's sorta...-odd-. You might want to try Google and Kanjani8.
rage-chan: Is it unique only to Japan??
Rain: XD It's annoying with the wailing like sound, but it's not like rock or screamo. XDDD I don't know, actually. -Googles- Oh yes it is!
rage-chan: What would you say is your favourite-est song out of everything KAT-TUN has sang? And only one. O_o
Rain: Um. Um. Singles or like, all songs? Do solos count?
rage-chan: Yes. Everything. XD
Rain: DDDDX I can't decide. Um.
rage-chan: Face of horror? :)
Rain: Um.
rage-chan: Pick one. Try, at least. ^_~
Rain: D: -thinks- I usually have Kizuna at the top of my playlist. XD
rage-chan: So...I take it that Kizuna would be your number one choice?
Rain: So I guess Kizuna (followed by Care)? XD Yes.
rage-chan: A close second. -thinks- What would be your most -disliked- song then?
Rain: ...Parasite by Tanaka Koki. As amusing as the lyrics are (“I'd eat you~”). I don't like it very much.
rage-chan: Not nice at all?
Rain: Not really. It sucks. -shot-
rage-chan: I'd eat you~ would be something you'd like to hear from Kame to Jin. O_o I think.
Rain: XDD
rage-chan: Rawr. -chomps- I do think I have something in me that can still be converted to insane JE fangirl. -gulps-
Rain: You should, you should. JET likes new members. -promotes- XDDD
rage-chan: LOL.
Rain: BUT HIS SONG HAD LIKE THE WORD CANNIBALISM IN IT. I closed it after that. O_O
rage-chan: Cannibalism?! That's not sexy at all!! O_O! *Shock*!
Rain: It's not like, “I'd eat you, mew~” as in sexish. XDDDD
rage-chan: I'd eat you, mew~ That just made my day. XD YOU SHOULD MAKE A PAGE OF QUOTES AND PUT THAT IN. XD
Rain: Later. 8D
rage-chan: Let's say you knew in advance you were going to be shipwrecked on a deserted island. Being limited to an inventory of 7 items, who/what would you bring?
Rain: Well, a survival kit (food, water, first aid). That's one because it is a KIT. XDDD
rage-chan: OK. Accepted. :p ONE.
Rain: Um. I would say laptop, but I wouldn't have connection. No cell phone connection either, right?
rage-chan: Let's assume yes, and you can bring electronic items. (So you don't die of JE starvation.) XD
Rain: XDDDD then my laptop or my cell phone to get off the island. I would bring tons of money. So that's like...three? Four? Because then I would ask whoever comes to pick me up to drop me off in Japan. 8D
rage-chan: Three, if you only pick either a laptop or a cellphone. Four, if you bring both.
Rain: Okay. I would bring clothes. XDDD I'll just take the laptop. I'll buy a phone in Japan. 8D So, four so far.
rage-chan: A suitcase of clothes then. Four.
Rain: I would bring um. Knife. Protection against the wild?
rage-chan: A knife? Protection against the wild? Wouldn't you just bring Kame??? XD -shot-
Rain: BUT I WOULD GO TO JAPAN TO MEET HIM. Well, five. And then I'll just bring in Akame. So, seven. XD
rage-chan: That's...six, isn't it?
Rain: I would bring sun screen. I don't want to die from sunburns.
rage-chan: Oh...seven.
Rain: But I want Akame.
rage-chan: Kit, Akame, clothes, laptop, money, sun screen.
Rain: XDDD Can sun screen be included in the kit?
rage-chan: And Akame counts as two, right??? And you're dodging the issue. XD Sort of.
Rain: Oh. That's six. XDDD ._.
rage-chan: We're debating on how many that is?? It's interesting to find out what each forumer would bring to a deserted island. ^^
Rain: I dunno. How do you want to count it? XDDD
rage-chan: Akame is two. Because it's Jin and Kame, right? XD
Rain: XDDD
rage-chan: Would you like to bring fruits as well? -shot-
Rain: But if we don't debate, then we won't know how many items I would bring. XDDD Yes? XDDD
rage-chan: Seven. Akame counts as two.
Rain: Kame is a fruit. XD
rage-chan: -spazzes- He's peach.
Rain: Okay. And pear. Jin is a red banana. -shot- Next question?
rage-chan: To what lengths would you go to get hold of tickets that would enable you to get hold of tickets that would enable you to attend KAT-TUN's concert AND let you get all close up with them afterwards? Have their undivided attention for...say...a whole week.
Rain: ...Um. That depends. Like, what's the limit? Death? O_O
rage-chan: Like your own male harem? And no limit. Depends on what you yourself would do. Kill, murder, steal? -innocent-
Rain: (I would haunt them after death.) Steal? I don't want to murder. That'll make me look bad in their eyes. Because even if that's what I have to do (kill) to meet them, I wouldn't do it if I'd only feel disgusted with myself afterwards. D:
rage-chan: What -would- you personally do? XD Willing to bribe someone, then?
Rain: Yes? XDDDD
rage-chan: Oh noes. Yes...with a question mark?
Rain: I would say “kill myself” but that's not worth it 'cause then I wouldn't be able to see them after death since we don't know if ghosts actually exist or not. XDDDD Well, I would bribe. XDDD
rage-chan: Bribe someone, then? Would you feel guilty if you bought the ticket from a girl who is also desperately wanting to meet KAT-TUN?
Rain: Well, if she desperately wants to meet them, why sell them?
rage-chan: Because money won her over? XD If a genie gave you one wish now, what would you wish for??
Rain: To be best friends with my favourite JE boys. XDDD Forever. Maybe one of them I can fall in love with.
rage-chan: Fall in love with??? Which guy then??
Rain: Actually, change it to, “Have a good relationship with my JE pretty boys forever.” XDDD I don't know. I'll have Akame pair up. Nishikato? And I'll either take Pi or Takaki. I don't mind an Akame threesome though.
rage-chan: Have you ever put yourself in a shojo-like story/situation? Like wished you were a shojo character from a shojo manga?
Rain: -shot- Yes. XDDD ...How about a Mary Sue?
rage-chan: Same. Accepted! Which one? From one of the Akame fics?
Rain: XD Actually, it was in POT universe. In JE, I only ever imagined myself meeting Pi. And stalking Akame, but yeah (this was more like a dream, actually).
rage-chan: Stalking Akame?! ROFL.
Rain: XDDD Yes. I know I'm...obsessed that I DREAM about it. I had a dream about something...with Ryo. It was...yeah. Anyway.
rage-chan: Oh? Given a chance, what would you like to change about yourself?
Rain: I would change um.
rage-chan: :) Um...?
Rain: Thinking about it. My age? I want to be closer to those boys. DX Either my age or my location.
rage-chan: Just your age? How old do you want to be, then?
Rain: Eighteen? Nineteen? Somewhere around there. Maybe twenty? (And hopefully I won't look fugly like I do now.) XDD
rage-chan: Shoot at me: tell me your favourite colour.
Rain: Black.
rage-chan: O_o Do you like teddy bears?
Rain: Yes. XDDD As long as they're not pedobears, I like teddy bears.
rage-chan: How can it be a pedobear?? Wouldn't you creep out if your teddy moved??? And grabbed you by your *bleep*??? XD
Rain: ...O_O Well, I've always wanted something like Kero in CCS. So no pedobears. XDDD
rage-chan: Kero? That's cute!
Rain: XD Isn't it? Except he'd eat all my sweets.
rage-chan: Are you superstitious?
Rain: Somewhat.
rage-chan: Believe in ghosts?
Rain: Actually, I don't know about that. I want to believe in them, but I've never experienced anything involving ghosts, so I can't confirm it.
rage-chan: Say you're in your room late at night, watching JE boys (do something). XD Then you look up – you notice that your cupboard door is open, whereas it was closed previously. You get up, close the door. Get back to watching JE. Hearing a noise 5 minutes later, you look up. (If I'm creeping you out and it's night over there tell me to stop.) .....The cupboard door is, again, open. What would be your reaction?
Rain: YOU ARE. DX I'm staring at the screen like O_O.
rage-chan: *shot*
Rain: I would freak. And hope that Peter Pan is visiting me and not some scary ghost that wants me dead.
rage-chan: Gomen ne. Will you still sleep in your room that night?
Rain: ...No. Unless I know it's something good and not bad.
rage-chan: On that note, would you like to meet a real Peter Pan? XD
Rain: Yes. XD
rage-chan: Would you go to the Never...(what WAS it called again?) land with him?
Rain: Neverland? Yes and no.
rage-chan: Yes...and no? You'd like to visit but not stay then?
Rain: Well, yes, I've always wanted to go. But I think my natural reaction would be to refuse to go at first.
rage-chan: Oh......
Rain: And well, I do want to be able to see my JE boys, so I can't stay there forever.
rage-chan: No more questions! *raises hands solemnly* Thank you!
Any and all typos are my mistake! ^^ I edited some parts of the conversation - cutting out a bit of fangirling about songs XD and rearranging some sentences so the 'interview' makes more sense. LOLness!