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the forum dictionary
We present you a dictionary of the terms often used among the forumers on the Pointless but Original Talking forum! Beware that some of these terms might be a bit mind scarring, so please make sure you have an appointment for brain massages.
~Rain and Awin
bananas. Noun. A term first coined by Sweet Obsidian Rain, and then publicized through artwork by absurd musings., used for the male reproductive organ.
bananas-in-momo. Noun. A term first used by Sweet Obsidian Rain, and later publicized by absurd musings. by art, to describe gay sex. Refer to banana and momos (peach) for more details.
brain massages. Noun. A type of massage for the brain, particularly if your brain is stressed, dead, mushy, etc. Brain massages are usually free-- the best way to get one is to read a lot of good JE fics.
carshrimp. Noun. A term coined by JE idol, Akanishi Jin, when former Johnny’s Jr., Jimmy Mackey, tried to teach him how to say “shrimp”, but Jin said “carshimp” due to wanting to say prawns. See Jingrish. [Video]
condo(m). Noun. (1) Read as condo, short for condominium, by people of cleaner minds, condo(m) is a tester for people of dirty minds, who read the word sometime as condom. (2) The condominium in which Sweet Obsidian Rain and awinchan reside, which is situated in the gutter. (See gutter.)
crack. Noun. Fiction (often fanfiction) that is nonsensical or has characters in absurd situations. When used in a sentence, such as 'This is good crack', it is not to be confused with crack, as in cocaine. cracky, crackish. Adjective.
dicktionary. Noun. A term to refer to the dictionary first used by Jazzy.
Eros!Sanada. Proper noun. Sanada when bedecked in a toga with fluffy feathered wings and no shoes. Invented when Sweet Obsidian Rain gave awinchan a lame prompt. See example.
eyesex. Noun. See optical intercourse.
fruitsex. Noun. Fruits partaking in sexual intercourse, popularised by bananas in momos. Verb. The act of fruitsex.
fruit basket. Noun. An orgy that contains fruitsex.
fruit loops. Noun. A fruit whorehouse, particularly an all-male one.
gutterfy. Verb. The act of making something that is perverted/dirty/wrong. See gutter.
Gutter. Noun. (1) The place where dirty thoughts are imagined to reside. Example: Keep your mind out of the gutter! (2) The region in which Sweet Obsidian Rain and awinchan have set up residence.
Ima wa~. Noun. A line from NEWS’ song, “Ai no Matador”. During this line, there is a specific pose for the dance to the song. Refer to the NEWS Pacific Tour Documentary for more details. [Video]
JE. Acronym. (1) Noun. Abbreviation for Johnny’s Entertainment, also known as Johnny’s Jimusho and Johnny & Associates. A talent agency founded by Johnny Kitagawa, specializing in training and producing famous and popular idol groups such as KAT-TUN, NEWS, Arashi, V6, Tackey & Tsubasa, Hey!Say!JUMP, and etc. (2) Adjective. To describe certain things involving JE. See JE fangirl.
JE corruption. Noun. See Sweet Obsidian Rain.
JE fangirl. Noun. A fan, specifically a girl, who is a big fan of JE and the idol groups produced under the said talent agency. These fangirls are known to be a bit wacky, obsessive, and fangirling at extremes.
Jin!Religion. Noun. A religion originated from amairo_parasol’s fic, “Jin!religion”, in which popular JE idol, Akanishi Jin from KAT-TUN, is god, and popular JE idol, Kamenashi Kazuya from KAT-TUN, is His most favorite follower. In the religion, Kamenashi Kazuya is also known to be Jin’s lover. Refer to the fanfic for more details.
Jingrish. Noun. A language in which only idol Akanishi Jin, nicknamed Bakanishi, can speak. It is when Jin attempts to speak English, but fails. (Pre-LA Era).
JET. Acronym. Short for the Johnny's Entertainment Team. A group of JE fangirls. See Acronyms Ahoy!.
Little Ryo-chan. Noun. Referring to this fanfic [The Study of Pi], “Ryo-chan” is the name Yamashita Tomohisa named Nishikido Ryo’s (the human) appendage that is of sizeable girth. [See Tinkerbell.]
moobs. Noun. Man boobs. JE idol, Yamashita Tomohisa from NEWS, is a perfectly manly example of having moobs.
momos. Noun. Japanese for peaches. A euphemism for the receiving end of the bananas-in-momos term.
OMH. Acronym. (1) Oh my Hermes, coined by awinchan. (2) Oh my Herpes, coined by absurd musings. (3) Oh my Hiyoshi, coined by Jazzy.
OMY. Acronym. (1) Oh my Yamapi, used by Sweet Obsidian Rain and other followers of Yamapism.
optical intercourse. Noun. The act of having sex with your eyes.
PAA. Acronym. Short for Pedo Animal Alliance, only absurd musings. is part of this team. See Acronyms Ahoy!.
pedobear. Noun. The character that absurd musings. has dubbed as the mascot of the Pointless but Original Talk’s forum. Pedo bear is a bear that pedos on underage children.
Pedo!Daisy. Noun. Referring absurd musings., whose real name is Daisy, this is when she goes into pedo mode. Daisy will then pedo on anyone or anything younger than her age. Reactions have showed that she can be quite mind scarring, and, therefore, should be handled with care.
phail. Verb. The act of failing. Such examples would be liking something or someone, but failing to do or understand certain things that have to do with it.
pie harassment. (1) Noun. The event in which took place on page 62 of Sniff Here! In which absurd musings. claims that a pie molested her boob after Sweet Obsidian Rain exclaimed that the pie was molested, but Easily Forgotten defended the pie and resulted in a heated debate. (2)Verb. The act of molesting a pie. Refer to the noun for an example.
POT. Acronym. (1) Pointless but Original Talking, the forum. (2) Prince of Tennis, the manga and anime.
procrastination. Noun. See Easily Forgotten.
red turtles. Noun. A term that, when translated into Japanese, is AkaKame, a pairing between Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya, two people in KAT-TUN, a JE band.
Sachiko. Noun. Coined by Resonance Breaks Glass, it is a nickname given to fellow forumer, crassreine, intending to give the latter a cuter nickname than “Rei”, “Reine, “Crassy”, and etc.
SEA-ean. Proper noun. Short for South East Asian-ean. Because that makes sense. See Acronyms Ahoy!.
SOM. Acronym. An abbreviation that stands for the Sexy Osaka Man, also known as popular JE idol, Nishikido Ryo from NEWS and Kanjani8. First used by Easily Forgotten and Peppermint Kiss.
Tinkerbell. Noun. Referring to Little Ryo-chan, it is the false nickname Yamashita Tomohisa gave Nishikido Ryo’s (the human) appendage as a joke before naming it “Ryo-chan”.
Uedaism. Noun. The religion that whore-ships JPop idol Ueda Tatsuya from KAT-TUN. Followers are referred to as "Uedists". Prayers generally end with the phrase I see fairies, and known enemies are from Hello Project.
Yamapism. Noun. Referring to this [Yamapism], is a religion in which JE idol, Yamashita Tomohisa, also known as Yamapi, is god. See Yamapist Bible.
WHY JENNIFER?! Noun. See Jingrish. [Video]
WOW RAINBOW. Noun. See Jingrish. [Video]
山P-cups. Noun. Referring to the awesomenest that is idol Yamashita Tomohisa, it is a move in which Yamapi has two Styrofoam cups with the kanji character “山” and “P” etched or drawn on the bottom of each cup and puts the opening over his eyes. Refer to the end of the “Taiyou no Namida” PV by NEWS to see it.
~. Noun. A sperm tail, the term invented by a random outburst from absurd musings.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o. Noun. Referring to ~, it is the sperm train, first used by Sweet Obsidian Rain, despite ~ being a term from absurd musings.
XD. Noun. An expression that all the forumers at the Pointless but Original Talking forum use. It is usually used for jokes and/or happy faces. Some use it to show that they find something funny, though most forumers use it as a second nature gesture.
X). Noun. An expression first used by Sweet Obsidian Rain, it is her “perverted” face (so to speak). Often used when she comes across something Gutter-oriented that is most amusing to her.
___. Noun. A symbol used by forumers, which means 'straight'.
( ). Noun. The symbol used among the forumers for the term, “not so straight”, which basically means to be either bisexual, homosexual, or asexual, though mostly at the former two.
[ ]. Noun. The symbol used among the forumers for “bisexual”.
{}. Noun. The symbol use among the forumers for transvestites and hermaphrodites.
<>. Noun. The symbol used among the forumers to describe people “in the closet” or “closet cases”, meaning the ones who have yet to come out with their true orientation.
π. (1)Proper noun. In this case not meaning the number, π(pi) refers to Yamapi, or Yamashita Tomohisa. (2) Noun. Coined by absurd musings., it can also mean a digital penis.
(c) 2008 by Sweet Obsidian Rain and awinchan. All definitions written by them. Terms invented should be properly credited, so if there is a term you invented and we missed out on crediting you, please contact Rain or leave a message in the c-box!
*More words will be added as new ones are invented.